Streamline Madness! A Gallery of Automotive Aerodynamics in Print Ads

Automotive Aerodynamics

1932 Rockne

Instead of fumbling with task of explaining the concept of aerodynamics myself, I will simply lift some copy from the Porsche 924 ad seen below. Per Porsche:

Air resists the movement of a vehicle passing through it. Resistance increases with the square of the vehicle’s speed: twice the speed produces 4 times the resistance. The engine power required to overcome this drag increases with the cube of the vehicle’s speed: twice the speed requires 8 times higher power. Thus, even a small reduction in drag can result in a large increase in fuel economy. Dr. Ferdinand Porsche was among the first to reduce drag through body design. The Porsche 924 benefits from 70 years of Porsche aerodynamic development. It’s drag coefficient is a low .36. And it requires only 15 hp to cruise at 55 mph.

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Two observations about the Porsche text. First, it’s clear Porsche copywriters don’t like commas. Second, this blurb ignores the 1921 Rumpler Tropfenwagen—a vehicle largely understood to be the first intentionally aerodynamic car. And, it boasted a better coefficient of drag than the 924. You can read all about the Tropfenwagen here.

1921 Rumpler Tropfenwagen

The 1921 Rumpler Tropfenwagen is generally understood to be the first intentionally aerodynamic automobile.

Looking back, it’s clear that long before carmakers were making effective use of aerodynamic design, they were laying claim to having harnessed the virtues of low-drag silhouettes. For your consideration, we have amassed a gallery of classic ads, each of which touts the benefits of streamlining and aero design in some fashion. Check them out, and let us know which is your favorite. For the record, the Tatra ad—which is an ad, not a brochure—is absolutely my favorite.

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1930 Tatra

1930 Tatra Ad, Tatra 77

1930 Tatra Ad

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1932 Rockne

1932 Rockne Ad

1932 Rockne Ad

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1934 Chrysler Airflow

1934 Chrysler

1934 Chrysler Airflow Ad

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1934 Kestrel

1934 Kestrel Ad

1934 Kestrel Ad

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1934 Hupmobile

1934 Hupmobile Ad

1934 Hupmobile Ad

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1935 LaSalle

1935 LaSalle Ad

1935 LaSalle Ad

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1949 Nash

1949 Nash Ad, Nash Airflyte

1949 Nash Ad

Plaster Master: Salvaging a Nash Styling Model

1952 Willys

1952 Willys Ad

1952 Willys Ad

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1956 Plymouth

1956 Plymouth Ad

1956 Plymouth Ad

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1968 Chevrolet

1968 Chevrolet Ad

1968 Chevrolet Camaro and Corvette Ad

1976 Plymouth

1976 Plymouth Arrow Ad

1976 Plymouth Arrow Ad

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1978 Toyota

1978 Toyota Celica Ad

1978 Toyota Celica Ad

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1980 Porsche

1980 Porsche 924 Ad

1980 Porsche 924 Ad

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1981 Buick

1981 Buick Regal Ad

1981 Buick Regal Ad

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1981 Buick

1981 Buick Regal Ad, Concorde

1981 Buick Regal Ad

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1983 Pontiac

1983 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Ad

1983 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Ad

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1983 Mercury

1983 Mercury Cougar Ad

1983 Mercury Cougar Ad

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1984 Audi

1984 Audi 5000 Ad

1984 Audi 5000 Ad

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1985 Ford

1985 Ford Thunderbird Ad

1985 Ford Thunderbird Ad

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1986 Ford

1986 Ford Aerostar Ad

1986 Ford Aerostar Ad

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What was the GMC Cannonball?

GMC Cannonball

1960 GMC DFRW 860 “Cannonball”

I’m not really into old commercial trucks. Not because old trucks aren’t cool, it’s just that the whole car thing fills my time pretty completely. I get the truck thing though, and certainly appreciate a vintage big rig whenever I come across one.

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And I came across one recently—well, a reference to one, actually–that piqued my interest. Buried in the lyrics of a Mark Knopfler song is a reference to the GMC “Cannonball.” The song, I Used to Could, appears on Knopfler’s 2012 album Privateering.

The lyrics:

I Used to Could

Mark Knopfler

Well, all down the 40 I never used to lift
Thirteen gears, double clutch shift
All those horses underneath the hood
I don’t do it no more but I used to could

GMC Cannonball going like a train
All down the 40 in the driving rain
All those horses underneath the hood
I don’t do it no more but I used to could

Well I don’t hang around ’cause it ain’t no good
Like the big bad wolf in the neighborhood
Chasin’ after Little Red Riding Hood
I don’t do it no more but I used to could

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Never having heard of the GMC Cannonball, I did a quick Google image search. Sure enough, the GMC cab-over-engine (COE) was real, and being stout, short, and rounded at the corners, it did indeed look something like a cannonball—or a bowling ball, or, well, something round.

Turns out, however, that the heavy-duty GMC, which was introduced late in 1949, was not named—or more correctly, nicknamed—for its beefy, round profile. Instead, it picked up its casual moniker for having appeared in a short-lived Canadian TV show.

Photo Feature: 1948 GMC ACR 723 Tractor

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The show–Cannonball–debuted in Canada in 1958, and featured Paul Birch as burly truck driver “Cannonball” Mike Malone. Malone and co-driver Jerry Austin (played by William Campbell), employees of the Toronto-based C&A Transport Co. Ltd., spent most of their work days in the cab of a 1954 GMC 950 COE. To keep the show interesting, Malone and Austin frequently volunteered to deliver rare, precious, and/or dangerous cargo, including radioactive material. Sadly, the show lasted for just one season, and those 39 episodes do not appear to be available on VHS, DVD, or Blu-ray.

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1953 GMC 450 COE

1953 GMC 450

As things go, it seems as if the Cannonball nickname has outlived most memories of the TV show, which is something of a shame. The show’s directors seemed to have gone to great lengths to feature the truck in as many scenes as possible, which is cool–the GMC Cannonball is a great-looking truck.

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As for Knopfler’s musical reference to the Cannonball, you have to appreciate the cross-cultural forces at work. In short, a British rocker wrote a song about an American truck which appeared briefly in a forgotten Canadian TV show. Pretty cool.

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Stop-and-Go Madness! A Gallery of Classic Car Ads Featuring Brakes

 Car Ads Featuring Brakes

1986 Chevrolet Corvette

In terms of general statistical sexiness, brake performance has long taken a backseat to acceleration. Horsepower numbers are fun, 0-60-mph and quarter-mile times are fun. But braking? Most car guys know that reaching 60 mph from a stop in less than 6 seconds is an impressive feat. How many folks, I wonder, know what a decent time would be for coming to a complete stop from 60 mph?

It’s said that safety sells, but when it comes to classic car ads, the emphasis was always on power. Nonetheless, we did manage to find a number of great print ads extolling the virtues of superior braking performance.

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Note that a few of the ads shared below are not for cars, but for suppliers and insurance firms. Seems that selling safety can be a complicated business.

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1934 Studebaker

1934 Studebaker Ad

1934 Studebaker Ad

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1935 Plymouth

1935 Plymouth ad

1935 Plymouth ad

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1951 Chrysler Corporation

1951 Chrysler Corporation Ad

1951 Chrysler Corporation Ad

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1951 Dow Chemicals

1951 Dow Chemicals Ad

1951 Dow Chemicals Ad

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1953 Bendix-Westinghouse

1953 Bendix-Westinghouse Ad

1953 Bendix-Westinghouse Ad

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1958 Buick

1958 Buick Ad

1958 Buick Ad

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1961 Liberty Mutual

1961 Liberty Mutual Ad

1961 Liberty Mutual Ad

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1965 Chevrolet Corvette

1965 Chevrolet Corvette Ad

1965 Chevrolet Corvette Ad

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1975 Subaru

1975 Subaru Ad

1975 Subaru Ad

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1976 Delco Moraine

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Delco Moraine Ad/1976 Cadillac Eldorado

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1986 Chevrolet Corvette

1986 Chevrolet Corvette Ad

1986 Chevrolet Corvette Ad

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1987 Ford F-150

1987 Ford F-150 Ad

1987 Ford F-150 Ad

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1987 Pontiac 6000

1987 Pontiac 6000 Ad

1987 Pontiac 6000 Ad

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2009 Nissan Titan

2009 Nissan Titan Ad

2009 Nissan Titan Ad

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Cowboys in Classic Car Ads

1957 Plymouth

In his 2012 book Fractured Times: Culture and Society in the Twentieth Century, historian Eric Hobsbawm noted, “In terms of literary pedigree, the invented cowboy was a late romantic creation. But in terms of social content, he had a double function: he represented the ideal of individualist freedom pushed into a sort of inescapable jail by the closing of the frontier and the coming of the big corporations.”

If Hobsbawm is correct, the Western/cowboy boom of the Fifties and Sixties represented, to some extent, pushback against the societal homogenization of life in the suburbs, jobs in offices, and shopping in big plazas. Perhaps.

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As an avid watcher of Maverick, Gunsmoke, Have Gun – Will Travel, and Rawhide, I can say that it is the simplicity of cowboy life that appeals to me. That, and the clearly defined characters who respond to adversity in predictable ways. The best Western TV shows were parables, and watching them was—and still is—catharsis.

It’s easy to understand why advertisers would want to associate their products with cowboys. Once you get past the poor hygiene and complete disregard for personal comfort, what you see is grit, determination, and a uniquely American cultural moment.

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Gathered for you here is a gallery of classic car ads featuring cowboys. You can decide for yourself whether the association with The Old West and dusty trails served to enhance the image of the vehicle presented. The art in these ads, for the most part, is wonderful. Enjoy!

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1911 Pierce-Arrow

1911 Pierce-Arrow

1911 Pierce-Arrow Ad

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1932 Dodge

1932 Dodge Ad

1932 Dodge Ad

1937 DeSoto

1937 DeSoto

1937 DeSoto Ad

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1942 DeSoto

1944 DeSoto

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1946 Chevrolet

1946 Chevrolet

1946 Chevrolet Ad

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1957 Avis Rent-A-Car

1957 Ford

Avis ad featuring a 1957 Ford

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1957 Ford Ranchero

1957 Ford Ranchero Ad

1957 Ford Ranchero Ad

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1957 Plymouth

1957 Plymouth

1957 Plymouth Ad

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1957 Pontiac

1957 Pontiac

1957 Pontiac Ad

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1960 Buick

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1960 Buick Ad

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1960 Rambler

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1961 Mercury Comet

1961 Ford

1961 Mercury Comet Ad

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1964 Buick Wildcat

1964 Buick

1964 Buick Wildcat Ad

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1970 Dodge Adventurer

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1979 Ford Ranchero

1979 Ford

1979 Ford Ranchero Ad

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1984 Nissan Pickup

1984 Nissan Ad, Cowboy

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1988 Pontiac Bonneville SSE

By 1988, light-duty trucks—a category which includes pickups, minivans, and SUVs—accounted for roughly one third of new-vehicle sales. At the time, the popularity of trucks seemed scandalous to many in the automotive media, most whom wagged a stern figure at automakers, warning that a sudden surge in the price of gas would leave dealers with lots full of unsellable product.

And while a brief spike in gas prices around the turn of the 21st Century did, briefly, suppress the public’s interest in SUVs and crossovers, three decades later “trucks” are selling better than ever. In fact, during the first two months of the COVID-19 shutdown, crossover sales accounted for as much as 80 percent of what sales there were during that time.

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Let’s return to 1988 and spend a little time with the sedans of the day. Collected here for you are 16 vintage print ads and one pretty entertaining TV commercial. If you remember spending time in one of these cars, tell us about it. The place to leave comments is down below.

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Alfa Romeo Milano

1988 Alfa Romeo Milano Ad

1988 Alfa Romeo Milano Ad

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Acura Legend

1988 Acura Legend Ad

1988 Acura Legend Ad

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Audi 80

1988 Audi 80 Ad

1988 Audi 80 Ad

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Buick Park Avenue

1988 Buick Park Avenue Ad

1988 Buick Park Avenue Ad

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Chevrolet Corsica

1988 Chevrolet Corsica Ad

1988 Chevrolet Corsica Ad

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Chrysler New Yorker

1988 Cheysler New Yorker Landau.Ad

1988 Chrysler New Yorker Landau.Ad

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Dodge Colt

1988 Dodge Colt Ad

1988 Dodge Colt Ad

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Dodge Dynasty

1988 Dodge Dynasty Ad

1988 Dodge Dynasty Ad

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Ford Taurus

1988 Ford Taurus Ad

1988 Ford Taurus Ad (Canada)

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Honda Accord

1988 Honda Accord LX Ad

1988 Honda Accord LX Ad

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Jaguar XJ6

1988 Jaguar XJ6 Ad

1988 Jaguar XJ6 Ad

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Mercury Sable

1988 Mercury Sable Ad

1988 Mercury Sable Ad

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Pontiac Bonneville

1988 POntiac Bonneville SSE Ad

1988 Pontiac Bonneville SSE Ad

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Renault Medallion

1988 Renault Medallion Ad

1988 Renault Medallion Ad

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Toyota Cressida

1988 Toyota Cressida Ad

1988 Toyota Cressida Ad

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1988 Sedan Ads

1988 Volvo 740 Ad

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1988 Sedan Ads

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